How about Gerrit loesch being on the witness stand and being questioned about his viewpoints on members of his organization going to college and how it's like shooting oneself in the head, that ought to go over real big with some judge listening in about his concern for children's welfare and how he's all concerned about a child's future and what not.
Or maybe Anthony Morris the turd can wow them with his statement on education and his burnt hot dogs and armageddon illustration of how everybody not towing the corporation party line jehovah is going to be smoking over a campfire like hot dogs. Or about How homosexuals are in a conspiracy to provide tight pants to satisfy their lust...the list goes on and on about these fruitcakes that makes up the GB.
Yeah these guys will do a very lousy job defending the faith and giving a good witness and they somewhere deep down know it and they are scared shitless of going on the stand and defending their faith(delusions).
Every Lawyer should try to keep getting Governing Body members to testify and win almost by default because these corn dogs don't want to get on the stand for sure.